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“THE 1ST BLACK WORLD CHAMPION” RON SIMMONS TO COME OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
On “Inside the Pit”, a weekly internet radio broadcast hosted by The “Pitbull” Gary Wolf, PWU founder “Kashmir” made a blockbuster announcement! On Saturday night April 25th, PWU returns to live action in Voorhees, NJ with the return to the ring of none other than “The First Black World Champion” RON SIMMONS! Kashmir stated that “since this is PWU’s major return, we really wanted to pull off something BIG!
Back in September we were able to pursuade Diamond Dallas Page out of retirement for ONE night only for the 4rh Anniversary…..NOW less than a year later we have another legend doing the exact same thing! We are honored to have Ron Simmons in PWU and this will undoubtably be a monumental day for all involved and we are really looking to put our federation’s best foot forward. Do NOT miss April 25th or you WILL be sorry.”
The Legend RON SIMMONS has signed on to face “Indy’s Legend Killer”
HELTER SKELTER with Helter’s new chosen stablemate “All Day Long” Rob Daly in his corner on April 25th. Simmons will also be appearing on Saturday afternoon April 30th at Signamania.com ‘s Signamania 4 Event.
THE PITBULL GARY WOLF RETURNS TO PWU APRIL 25th!!
Also on “Inside the Pit” this past Friday Night Gary Wolf announced his long awaited return to PWU at “New Beginnings” on 4/25. Gary has signed on to be guest commentator for the internet TV taping event and has said he will be “scouting PWU’s new talent to see who has what it takes to be the new PitBull protoge`”. Could a new version Team P.I.T.
be in the works? Will Gary be able to resist jumping in the action?
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“DAMN…..New Beginnings” iTV Taping
Sat, April 25th 7:30pm belltime (doors open 7pm) LIVE from The All Star Box Club Voorhees, NJ
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EVEN MORE HUGE BREAKING NEWS!!
Making their long awaited return to PWU on this night are both WWF Legend JIM “THE ANVIL” NEIDHART and “The Vampire Warrior” GANGREL!!
Neidhart says he “plans to make an announcement that will leave a lasting impression on PWU for years to come”
Gangrel has sent word through Bobby Riedel of Integrity Bookings that he won’t be showing up alone on April the 25th! When asked to be more specific, the cryptic Gangrel only said the following: “Its someone who has never before stepped foot in a PWU ring, yet has known the members of PWU’s roster closely for years. The ace up my sleeve will be revealed April 25th be there to find out.”
Already Signed for 4/25/09:
MAIN EVENT: PWU World Champion TEDDY FINE puts his title on the line against the winner of the Rumble!
LEGEND vs LEGEND KILLER- ONE NIGHT ONLY!!
“The 1st Black World Champion” the legend RON SIMMONS vs “Indy’s Legend Killer” HELTER SKELTER w/ “All Day Long” ROB DALY in his corner.
*Please note Simmons is coming out of retirement for one night only to compete in this matchup!
PWU’s SIGNATURE “CHANCE OF A LIFETIME RUMBLE” returns!
30 men, over-the-top-rope battle royal with a new participant entering the ring every 30 seconds. Announced in the rumble so far are ARAMIS, his massive brother-in-law known only as “2”, “The Wrestler” TOM CARTER, “Good” WILL GREATNESS and the son of The Sandman, TWISTED SAND.
Plus 25 more names to announce over the next month or so on our TEXT MESSAGE SERVICE EXCLUSIVELY…….
PWU Tag Team Title Scramble Match: (Titles Vacant due to The S.A.T.
Being released from PWU) Winners become the new tag champs:
THE BEST AROUND (TJ Canon & Bruce Maxwell) vs THE ANGUS BROTHERS (Billy & Danny) vs TEAM NYC (Ettell and Oscar) vs THE NEW JERSEY ALL-STARS (Danny Rage & J.C. Westler)
Members of “The Agenda”….”Superstar” Dickie Rodz w/ Bobby Riedel vs Chris “Pain” Forza
(*Note- Integrity Bookings has requested and been granted up to three “Chance of a Lifetime” Rumble spots)
Plus at least 5 more huge matches to be announced!
“Card is subject to change with little or no notice”
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Steven Ashe sent this in:
Friday Feb 20 2009
Pure Wrestling Association – PWA
“Holiday Hangover 2009”
Ring Announcer: Hatguy
Referees: Jon Turnip, Allen Joe Allen
Results credit: www.owie.ca
Reporter: Poindexter Slowly
Show began with a performance by Unscathed.
(They are a loud band. I don’t know what particular sub-species of genre they represent. To me, it meant time for a smoke.)
PWA “Ring Girl” Amanda Marie was introduced and talked… or maybe she didn’t.
(She was hot & showing lots of skin so it doesn’t matter.)
1) MVP Challenge:
“MVP” Michael Von Payton def Misty Haven by submission [8 min]
Payton said he was still Pure Violence Champion but refused to bring the title bck until PWA cleaned up their act – or something like that. He said he was restarting the MVP Challenge, no man had or could beat him etc. Misty came out and said she’d make him her bitch. MVP pretty much controlled the match, except when Misty had him, literally, by the balls. Haven escaped a Mindbender attempt but fell to a submission hold on the mat.
2) Juan Ortiz & Geza Kalman def “Big Ticket” Reggie Marley & Paul Wright [14 min]
Marley nailed Ortiz with Greetings From Jamaica and covered him for the pin but the ref was out checking Paul Wright’s condition. Geza grabbed Marley’s PWA title belt and clobbered Reggie. Kalman draped Ortiz over Reggie and the ref came into the ring and counted the pin.
3) “Middle Eastern Warrior” Lak Siddartha def Atlantis [11 min]
4) The Highlanders def Notorious TID & George Terzis [14 min]
Lots of fun stuff as the Highlanders kept TID and Terzis off balanced and anything but a cohesive team. George ended up getting pinned. TID didn’t look to happy with his partner.
5) Pure Violence Match:
“Bloody” Bill Skullion def Warhed by referee stoppage [10 min]
Cade Von Dutch was guest referee and called for the bell when Warhed was unable to defend himself as Skullion stabbed him in the head with a knife.
After Skullion left the ring and Warhed was finally staggering to his feet, Eddie Osbourne entered the ring with a chair and blasted Warhed with it. ‘Hed was dragged to the back by officials
6) PWA Internet Championship; 4-Way Ladder Match:
Super Kamikaze def Eddie Osbourne, “EZE” Eric Carnie and defending champion Tommy Ryder to win the title [15 min]
Osbourne and EZE started the bout. Kamikaze entered about 30 seconds later and Ryder entered about 2 minutes in. Tons of insane ladder stuff – Osbourne piledriving Ryder on a bridged ladder. Kamikaze moonsaulting off a giant ladder
Tod Kuntzelman sent this in:
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