Welcome fans to another Saturday night of WWE action, I'm your reporter, Mr. Saturday night, LJD!
Show opens to the usual green Velocity Pyro
Kidman Vs. Albert
I had to restart my computer three times during this match, so the match has already been in progress for several minutes. Kidman nails an insigury. Kidman with a running tornado DDT, pin for two. Kidman to the top, missile dropkick, pin for only a two count! Albert hits a big slam, pin for two. Kidman rolls the big man up and gets the pin!
Winner: Billy Kidman (Schoolboy)
After the match, Albert attacked Kidman.
Motion to Still captures of Chavo Guerrero and John Cena, who are having a match tonight! Chavo does a promo. He says the Guerreros (all 297 of them) ARE ruthless aggression.
Commercial
Footage from Smackdown. Eww, Billy and Chuck are getting married? YUCK!
Commercial
Ok, here's the Trivia question. Years ago I used to do a Column, what was the name?
Comes back to Funaki, ranting about how he's the best announcer on Smackdown!
Mike Awesome Vs. Funaki
Right hands and knife edge chops traded back and forth, until Awesome goes down and Funaki tries for a pin, and comes up unsuccessful. Big powerbomb from Awesome, pin for only two. Awesome goes for a snake eyes, Funaki reversed and drove him down. Funaki with a pin for only two. Insiguri from Funaki, pin for only two. Awesome hits a sitdown powerbomb, pin for only two. Funaki rolls him up, and gets the win! That's the second schoolboy that got the win tonight!
Winner: Funaki (Schoolboy)
Commercial
Footage from Smackdown
Commecial
Footage from Smackdown of the interview between Lesnar and The Undertaker
Main Event Chavo Guerrero Vs. John Cena
Collar and elbow tie up, goes into chain wrestling with Cena coming out on top. A lot of submissions, but overall a very boring match. I got the Blue Screen of Death during the match. Cena rolled Chavo up for the win.