Reported by Paul Nemer of WrestleView.com
Full WWE RAW Results - 9/9/02
» On Monday, September 9, 2002 at 11:09 PM EST Full WWE RAW Results - 9/9/02
LIVE From: IOWA State University
Commentators: Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler
Report by: Paul Nemer of WrestleView.com
WWE Tag Team Titles
Lance Storm & Christian vs Bradshaw & Kane
All four men started fighting at the same time. Bradshaw and Kane double team Storm. Then Bradshaw squares off against Storm. Elbow by Bradshaw, 1,2 but Storm kicked out. Storm gets sent to the outside. Bradshaw suplexes him back in. Kane gets the tag. Christian gets the tag, they try to double team Kane, but Kane replies with a double clothesline. Kane tags Bradshaw. Back suplex by Bradshaw on Christian. Kane gets the tag back. Kane picks up Christian by the throat and drops him. Kane goes for the elbow, but misses. Storm goes on the top rope, but Kane gets up an dpushes Christian on the turnbuckle. Sidewalk slam by Kane. Storm cheap shots Kane, while Christian is distracting the referee. Storm and Christian end up double teaming Kane on the outside. Back in the ring, Christian legally tags Storm. Kane hits Storm and both men are down. Kane tags Bradshaw, and Christian gets the tag by Storm. Knock down by Bradshaw. Storm comes in and Bradshaw does a fall away slam. Powerbomb by Bradshaw on Christian, 1,2 but Storm breaks up the count. Storm and Kane are fighting on the outside. Powerslam by Bradshaw on Christian, 1,2 but Christian kicked out. Kane does a flying clothesline on Storm. Referee gets dropped kicked. Test comes out and nails Kane with the boot. But Bradhsaw clotheslines him. Regal comes out and nails Bradshaw with the brass knuckles, Christian covers him for the 1,2,3.
Winners: Still WWE Tag Team Champions, The-Un-Americans
During the entire match, Jerry Lawler kept saying that Eric Bischoff has an important announcement to make tonight. Lawler couldn't wait.
Eric Bischoff comes out and says that it has come to his attention that the RAW wrestlers seem to be upset about HHH getting awarded the title. He created the fatal four way elimination match for the #1 contendership. Chris Jericho vs Jeff Hardy vs The Big Show vs Rob Van Dam. The winner gets a shot at Triple H. Bischoff wants to talk about entertainment. Bischoff talks about Chuck and Billy. He said it's a publicity stunt, not entertainment on Stephanie's part. He said the New York Times, ESPN, everyone is talking about Chuck and Billy. Bischoff says that he wants to show us real entertainment. For the first time in the history of this show, he will have women take a part of HLA. Later on tonight, Eric Bischoff presents HLA. HOT LESBIAN ACTION! Crowd goes nuts.
Terri interviews Jericho backstage. Jericho is eating an apple. He says that HHH, the ass clown who cost him his IC title shot, the ass clown who was handed the World title.... Jericho said that he's the first ever Undisputed champion! Jericho says that he has a plan to make sure the title comes back to him.
Coach interviews HHH. He asked him about who he prefers facing, and asks him about RVD... HHH says that he is the Game, the World champion, it doesn't matter who he faces at Unforgiven. Bubba interrupts him. Bubba says that HHH is facing Spike, he doesn't have the balls to face him? HHH said that Bubba is lucky because he doesn't have to get in the ring with him. Bubba says that he has to fight Steven Richards tonight, but..then Richards attacks him from behind.
Steven Richards vs Bubba Ray Dudley
Bubba attacks Richards from behind. Back body drop by Bubba, followed by a few elbow drops. Bubba puts Richards on the top rope and he kept hitting him across the chest. Thumb to the eye by Richards. Richards whips Bubba into the turnbuckle. Swinging neck breaker by Richards, covers, but Bubba kicks out. Sunset flip by Bubba, 1,2 but Richards kicked out. Several chops to the chest of Richards. Overhead suplex by Bubba, followed by a clothesline. Suplex by Bubba, 1,2 but Richards kicks out. Bubba tells himself to get the tables, but Richards scores a superkick, 1,2 but Bubba manages to kick out. Spear by Bubba, 1,2 but Richards kicks out. Bubba tries to do the Bubba bomb off the second rope, but Richards managed to escape, then Bubba fights back and does the Bubba bomb for the win.
Winner: Bubba Ray Dudley
Stacy Keibler & Victoria vs Trish Stratus & Terri
Stacy and Terri go at it right away, Trish holds Terri back. Match officially starts with Victoria and Terri. Elbow drop by Victoria, 1,2 but Terri kicked out. Stacy gets the tag. Stacy chokes Terri in the corner. Victoria gets the tag and she flips in with a leg drop on Terri. Victoria then accidently knocks Stacy off the apron. Victoria goes on the top rope and does a moonsault, but Terri moved out of the way. Trish gets the tag. Back body drop by Trish, followed by a clothesline, then a neckbreaker. Victoria fights back with a modified spinebuster. Stacy gets the tag. Spinning kick by Stacy, 1,2 but Trish kicked out. Victoria gets the tag, they try to double team Trish, but it backfires. Trish tags Terri. Terri does a cross body on Stacy and gets the 1,2,3.
Winners: Trish Stratus & Terri
Chris Nowinski is talking to Regal, telling him that he can't believe that he joined the Un-Americans. Regal tells him that he's always been an Un-American. Chris tells him that he can't wait for the Hot Lesbian Action, then Regal slaps him and tells him that he's a Harvard Graduate, and he better start acting like one.
Chris Nowinski comes out and disses the crowd. Talking about the IOWA State University. Then he says that at Harvward, they have a riddle for people in IOWA, "That's alright, that's ok, you'll all work for us someday."
Dreamer comes out and disses him. Fight is on. Spinebuster by Dreamer, followed by a neck breaker. Chris gets the kendo stick and nails Dreamer with it. Dreamer fights back with a Russian leg sweep on the outside. Dreamer started beating on Chris with the kendo stick. Chris escaped from the ring and left.
Backstage, Spike meets the lesbians.. (In the famous words of Faarooq "DAMN!")
Triple H vs Spike Dudley
HHH shakes his hand and smiles. They lock up, and HHH pressures him into the corner. HHH takes down Spike. Roll-up by Spike, 1,2 but HHH kicked out. Take down by Spike, and again, then Spike sends HHH to the outside. HHH takes Spike out of the ring and sends him into the security wall, then throws him back in the ring. Spike fights back with a neck breaker, 1,2 but HHH kicked out. HHH fights back with a few right hands and chokes Spike. Back breaker by HHH, followed by another. HHH is going for another, but Spike reverses it into a head scissor take down. Spike goes on the top rope and jumps on HHH, 1,2 but HHH kicked out. Spike goes on the rope, jumps, but HHH catches him in a clothesline. HHH delivers the pedigree. HHH gets up and starts smiling. HHH slaps Spike. Spike low blows HHH, followed by the Dudley Dog, 1,2 but HHH puts his foot on the rope. Spike is going for another Dudley Dog, but HHH pushes him into the turnbuckle and applies a sleeper hold. Spike passes out and HHH wins the match. After the match, HHH starts kicking Spike. Bubba runs out and looks at HHH. HHH walks away.
Winner: Triple H
Coach interviews Jeff Hardy about his opportunity to be the #1 contender and perhaps become the champion. Jeff says that he isn't at 100%. Then he sees Bischoff, he approaches him and talks to him about last week. Bischoff tells him that these things happen and that he should thank him for having the opportunity to fight for the #1 contendership tonight. Jeff says that he earned it. Jeff tells Bischoff that if he tries to pull anything like last week with Jamal and Rosie, he will show him the true meaning of extreme.
Coach interviews Booker T about Regal. Booker T says that Regal doesn't know what makes this country so great. Then Goldust comes from behind wearing a Kane mask. Then Kane joins the interview, then Bradshaw. But before Booker T and Goldust face Regal and Test, they want to watch some hot lesbian action.
Booker T & Goldust vs Un-Americans
Test starts off with Booker T. Test kicks him in the mid section. Super kick by Booker, 1,2 but Test kicked out. Goldust gets the tag. Test tags Regal. Regal delivers a few punches. Goldust knocks him down. Regal throws him to the outside, and Test does the damage on Goldust. Regal covers Goldust, 1,2 but he kicked out. Test gets the tag back, and beats on Goldust in the corner. Regal gets the tag, then he tags Test back shortly after. Test is in control. Test tags Regal. Regal delivers several punches on Goldust, and then chokes him. Test gets the tag back. Test knocks him down. Goldust fights back. Both men are down. Goldust tags Booker T, and Test tags Regal. Booker T take son both men. Flying clothesline by Booker on Test. Goldust and Test are fighting on the outside. In the ring, Booker T does the scissors kick followed by the spinaroonie. Regal knocks Booker T out with the brass knuckles. Kane runs in, then Storm, Christian, Bradshaw, all hell breaks loose.
Winners: The Un-Americans by Disqualification (Since Kane actually interfered first)
Hot Lesbian Action
Eric Bischoff comes out and says that Chuck and Billy getting married on Smackdown is a cheap publicity stunt for ratings. Bischoff then introduces the lesbians.
They come out. Bischoff tells them that the fans don't want to see them with him, they want to see them with each other, with some HLA! HLA chants started. Jenny says that she wants Tanya! and Tanya says that she wants Jenny! Bischoff asks Jenny if she wants to touch Tanya. She says yes. She starts touching her all over. Bischoff tells Tanya that she can't really feel Jenny with the clothes on. They both take their shirts off. Bischoff tells Tanya to grab Jenny's ass. Jenny touches her and takes off Tanya's skirt. Bischoff says that she looks so lonely, he wants Jenny to take hers too. Bischoff asks them for a nice warm affectionist hug. They start hugging and touching. He tells them to go for it. But before, he asks them for a nice warm, wet kiss. They kiss. But again, before they go at it, Bischoff tells them that sex and violence always sell. We've had plenty of sex, but not violence. Rosie and Jamal show up, and I guess you know the rest. TSN went to commercial right away.
Ric Flair is shown talking to RVD backstage. Flair tells RVD that he thinks he started something special last week. He said when he saw RVD hit the 5 star last week, he knew that the game was over. Flair is very confident in RVD.
Fatal Four Way Elimination Match
For the #1 Contendership
Chris Jericho vs RVD vs Jeff Hardy vs Big Show
Match starts with all four men fighting. Show catches Jeff and throws him to the outside. Show takes down RVD. Then, Jeff and RVD double team Show. Jeff throws RVD to the outside and covers Show, 1,2 but Show kicked out. RVD does a rolling thunder on Show, 1,2 but Show kicked out. Jericho comes in with a steel chair and knocks out RVD and Hardy. Show takes the chair and hits Jericho, but the referee saw it and disqualified Show. Show was upset and beat on everyone.
Big Show is eliminated.
Back from commercials. Jericho and RVD are fighting. Spinning kick by Jericho. Jericho attempts a cross body, but Jeff moved out of the way and Jericho landed on the outside. Jeff Hardy double clotheslines Jericho and RVD on the outside. Back in the ring. Hardy goes for a back flip, but Jericho moves out of the way. RVD does a moonsault on Hardy, 1,2 but Jeff kicked out. Hardy manages to do a devastating DDT on RVD, 1,2 but RVD kicked out. Jeff goes on the top rope, but Jericho pushes him off. Jericho does a lionsault on Hardy and gets the win.
Jeff Hardy is eliminated.
Now it's down to Jericho and RVD. Jericho delivers a suplex and RVD lands on his neck, Y2J covers, 1,2 but RVD kicked out. RVD fights back. Jericho runs and RVD moves out of the way, Jericho goes shoulder first into the ring post. Jericho is removing the padding off the top turnbuckle. RVD does a couple of high flying moves and covers, 1,2 but Jericho kicked out. RVD tried to do a moonsault or something, but Jericho had his knees up. Jericho puts RVD in the corner and delivers a couple of chops to the chest. RVD fights back again. RVD goes on the top rope and goes forthe 5 star, but Jericho moves out of the way. Lionsault by Jericho, 1,2 but RVD kicked out. Jericho is going for the Walls of Jericho, but RVD does a small package, 1,2 but Jericho kicked out. HHH comes out and watches the match from the entrance ramp. RVD was distracted, Jericho rolls him up, 1,2 but RVD kicked out. RVD sends Jericho into that exposed turnbuckle, then hits the 5 star frog splash and gets the win.
Rob Van Dam will face Triple H at Unforgiven.
Winner & #1 contender: Rob Van Dam