Reported by Wesley Moore of WrestleView.com
Full WWE RAW Results - 3/17/03 (Steve Austin vs. Eric Bischoff)
» On Tuesday, March 18, 2003 at 12:05 AM EST Full WWE RAW Results - 3/17/03
Live from: The Savvis Center St. Louis, MO
Commentators: Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler
Report by: Wesley Moore of WrestleView.com
Eric Bischcoff is in the ring talking about the main event tonight. Eric Bischoff and Steve Austin, in a lumberjack match. The lumberjacks will be every superstar on the RAW roster, and if the refuse they are fired.
Match #1 Rob Van Dam & Kane Vs. Lance Storm & Chief Morley
Chief Morley starts against Kane. A shoulder block by Kane and elbows into the corner. RVD tagged in and hits a leg drop from the top rope. RVD hits morley with a heel kick, cover for a two count. Lance Storm tagged in and a lateral press by RVD. Storm hits a thunderous DDT on RVD. Chief Morley tagged in and gets a quick two count. Chief Morley gets a hard spinebuster on RVD. Tags made on both sides and Kane cleans house on Storm and Morley. Kane climbs the ropes and hits a clothesline from the top. Kane takes a double ddt by Storm and Regal. RVD hits the rolling thunder and then Kane hits a chokeslam and covers for the win. The Dudleys come in and get a table in the ring. Bubba Ray attacks RVD, and then Kane is 3d through the table. Morley is smiling.
Winners: Kane & Rob Van Dam
Backstage the Dudleys are with Chief Morley. The Dudleys have joined the Bischoff, adminstration.
Triple H is walking to the ring. Last week HHH told the world that Booker T has no right to face HHH at Wrestlemania. A real champion does not have to attack someone from behind. HHH is calling out Booker T. Booker T is nothing but a common street thug. Golddust's music hits and Golddust comes to the ring. Golddust tells HHH that this is a pretty good performance. HHH can't judge a Book by its cornbread. Golddust attacks Ric Flair and HHH. Triple H gets the upper hand and lays into Golddust. Booker T comes to the ring to save Golddust. Booker T kicks major ass on Ric Flair and Triple H.
Match #2 Maven Vs. Rico w/ Jamal & Rosie
The Rock arrives in St. Louis. Maven gets a couple arm drags and Rico gets a couple kicks. Rico is using weird Martial Arts moves. Neckbreaker and a two count by Rico. Maven gets a few knockdowns and a bulldog from the top rope, two count. Maven gets a backslide on Rico for the win. Honestly does anyone care about either of these two jagoffs, Geez.
HBK is backstage with Stone Cold Steve Austin. HBK tells Austin that he will be a lumberjack. The Rock runs into Teddy Long. The Hurricane is on the cover of WWE magazine, and Hurricane is facing Rodney Mack tonight.
Match #3 The Hurricane Vs. Rodney Mack w/ Teddy Long
Hurricane gets a shoulder drop on Rodney Mack. Rodney Mack hits a powerslam on Hurricane. Flying tackle from the middle rope on the Hurricane. Neckbreaker by Hurricane. Shining wizard by the Hurricane, and a high cross body by the Hurricane. Flying neckbreaker by Hurricane. The Rock comes in and Hurricane punches him down and then the Hurricane hits a DDT on The Rock. The Rock gets right up and continues to beat up the Hurricane. The Rock gets a chair and hits Hurricane in the back several times.
Match #4 Trish Stratus & Jazz Vs. Victoria & Steven Richards
Jazz and Victoria start the match. Victoria slaps Jazz and Jazz slaps her back. Powerslam by Victoria. Dropkick by Jazz on Victoria. Powerslam by Jazz, and several hard shots to the stomach of the womans champion. Trish tagged in and she gets a neckbreaker. Trish gets a chin kick, and several knife hand chops. Victoria hits a great backflip splash on Trish. Victoria swings Trish around by her hair. Steven Richards tagged in and he promptly crotches himself on the middle turnbuckle. Jazz walks out and leaves the match. Victoria tagged in and she hits a widows peak, cover for the win. After the match Victoria beats up on Trish and Jeff Hardy comes in to help and after he kisses Trish.
Winners: Victoria & Steven Richards
A video of Shawn Michaels' Wrestlemania moments is shown and Chris Jerico says he dreamed of winning the WWE title at Wrestlemania just like Shawn Michaels and he did, now he dreams of ending Shawn Micheals career at this Wrestlemania, in 13 days, and he will do that too.
Match #5 Chris Jericho & Christian Vs. Test & Scott Steiner
Test runs in and lands several hard shots on Y2J. Christian and Steiner tagged in and Scott Steiner gets several back breakers in a row on Christian. Jericho gets a backdrop on Test. Test clotheslines Christian. Steiner catches Christian in midair and powerslams him. Steiner military presses Christian like 10 times, very impressive. Y2J gets a low blow on Steiner. Y2j in the ring now with Steiner. Belly to belly overhead suplex by Steiner. Test tagged in and he cleans house on Y2J. Tests gets a pumphandle slam and goes for the cover but Christian pulls Test out of the ring. Tests hits a mighty powerbomb, but again Christian stops the count. Christian knocks Stacy off the apron into Scott Steiner's arms and Test is upset upon seeing it. Chris Jericho gets a rollup and beats Test.
Winners: Chris Jericho & Christian
Match #6 Triple H w/ Ric Flair Vs. Golddust w/ Booker T
Golddust hits several right hands to the jaw of the Game. Golddust hits a back body drop. HHH is working on the taped arm of Golddust. Spinebuster slam on Golddust. HHH goes for the pedigree but its reversed, and Golddust almost gets the win. Clothesline on HHH and a uppercut. Atomic drop, clothesline and cover attempt by Golddust. Booker T attacks Ric Flair. Randy Orton is in the crowd with a crutch and he hits Booker T with it and then is restrained by police. HHH hits the Pedigree and gets the win.
Winner: Triple H
Eric Bischoff is back stage and the Rock is singing a song with his guitar. The Rock wants to have a Rock Concert next week. The Rock tells Eric that having all the lumber jacks makes him look like a pussy. So now its Bischoff versus Austin in a no DQ match. The card for Wrestlemania 19 is shown with Rock Vs Austin for the third time billed as the Main Event.
Match #7 Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs. Eric Bischoff no DQ
Austin chases down Eric, and is blocked by Chief Morley. Morley gets beat down by Austin. Austin gets the Boston Crab on Bischoff. Chops and right hands by Austin. Low Blow by Morley saving Bischoff. Eric Bischoff kicks and rope choking by Eric Bischoff. Austin hits the Stunner on Bischoff. The Rock runs in and hits the Stunner on Austin. Bischoff covers and Austin kicks out. The rock comes back in and almost hits the peoples elbow. Steve Austin hits another stunner on Bischoff and covers for the winner. The Rock comes back in and hits the Rock Bottom on Austin.
Winner: Stone Cold Steve Austin
End Of Show