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Shannon Moore vs. Orlando Jordan
The two wrestlers start out with some grappling maneuvers as a “Shannon sucks” chant breaks out. Orlando takes control with a clothesline and a flurry of punches, but Shannon trips him face first into the turnbuckles and then hits a shoulder block for a two count. The MF’er slaps on a chinlock for awhile then spinning heel kicks Jordan into the turnbuckles. He tries a bronco buster type move but the rookie ducks out of the way and Shannon crotches himself in the corner. Jordan takes over with more punches and a power slam but charges into Moore’s boot in the corner. Shannon nails a second rope neckbreaker (which Orlando sells very well) but only gets a two count. He tries something else off the ropes but Jordan catches him and hits an inverted neckbreaker (like a Stunner but the opponent is facing him instead of being behind him) for the win.

Winner by pinfall: Orlando Jordan

Flashback to Smackdown
The arm wrestling segment is shown.

Rikishi vs. Crash
Crash shows up with several copies of the new WWE magazine with Matt Hardy on the cover and proceeds to place them all around the ring. Crash tries to bodyslam Rikishi but can’t lift the big man. Rikishi bodyslams Crash easily, causing the MF’er to retreat to the corner where he picks up a magazine and looks for words of advice in the Matt Hardy article. Rikishi picks up a copy and wipes his backside with it. This enrages Crash who hits a flurry of punches and tries a sunset flip. Rikishi tries to sit down on Crash, but the little guy moves out of the way. Crash tries to Irish whip Rikishi to no avail and then the Kish nails a clothesline and a DDT. Rumpshaker and it’s all over.

Winner by pinfall: Rikishi

Spanky vs. Chad Collyer
They start off with some creative grappling holds and counters. The pace stays fast as they bounce off the ropes and jump and slide over and under each other. Collyer finally nails the first big move, a side Russian leg sweep, followed by a double arm underhook suplex. He continues the assault with a regular suplex, a running clothesline and a surfboard submission. Spanky finally fights back with a high dropkick out of nowhere and a flying burrito through the ropes to the outside. He nails a flying knee to the head off the top rope but Collyer ducks a climb up ensuguri (Miz told me how to spell it but I forgot!!) and uses the Courtesy Flush (camel clutch into a face rub in the mat into a rollup attempt) to get a two count. He tries for another double arm suplex, but Spanky blocks it and tries for his finisher, Sliced Bread #2. The newcomer throws him off and tries for a German Suplex, but Spanky lands on his feet and hits Momo’s Latch (?) for the win. The move is like a hurricanrana into a pin, but Spanky ended up sitting down with Collyer’s head trapped between his legs while holding onto Collyer’s legs.

Winner by pinfall: Spanky

Flashback to Smackdown
We see the title match between Brock Lesnar and Big Show.

Kanyon vs. Bill DeMott
Bill tells a knock knock joke and Kanyon attacks him. Bill manages to gain control for a moment with some punches but then misses a shoulder charge in the corner. Kanyon hits a legdrop type maneuver off the top rope (Bill was standing up and Kanyon draped his leg over Bill’s neck and jumped off the ropes) and then locks in a knee to the back submission. Both guys get to their feet and DeMott blocks a suplex attempt and delivers one of his own. Bill then climbs the ropes and misses a huge flying elbow. Kanyon locks in the knee to the back submission again but Bill fights back with a suplex, a flapjack, a running clothesline in the corner, and a powerslam. Kanyon blocks a punch attempt and counters into a swinging neckbreaker. He tries for the Flatliner, but Bill blocks it and nails the No Joke for the win.

Winner by pinfall: Bill DeMott