Itís me, itís me, itís KVG. Iím all set up with cable and internet so Iíll take over my duties as Velocity recapper once again. Thanks Miz for actually doing the Velocity recap last week (unlike the last time you said youíd do it). As payment, I brought you back some official Kevin Nash leather pants from the Big Sexy convention.
Billy Gunn w/Torrie Wilson vs. Kanyon
Billy slaps on a headlock for a few minutes to start the match. He speeds things up with a couple of armdrags and a hip toss, and then tries for his finisher too early as Kanyon ducks out of the way. Kanyon finally gets in some offense with a few punches followed by a side Russian leg sweep rollover into a face buster. He then hits a second rope bulldog for a two count. He does the Ďjump off the top rope standing straight up so my chin lands on my opponentís footí move. Mr. Ass hits a Diamond Cutter, two clotheslines, and a high dropkick. Kanyon reverses a hip toss attempt into a swinging neckbreaker, but then gets kicked in the stomach and Famousered. Match over.
Winner by pinfall: Billy Gunn
Flashback to Smackdown
We see the storyline featuring Zach Gowen, Vince McMahon, Stephanie McMahon and Sable.
Spanky vs. John Xavier
The two wrestlers exchange some quick grappling moves and counters in the early going. Spanky takes control with a high dropkick and an armbar. He tries for an armdrag but Xavier hits a move that looked like a suplex except that Spanky landed on his face instead of his back. The rookie continues the assault with a flying punch to the head and then mauls Spanky in the corner. Spanky regains the momentum with a flying burrito and a really high spinning heel kick followed by a flying plancha to the outside. Back in the ring, he tries to hop over Xavier after an Irish whip, but the newcomer catches him in midair and delivers a devastating powerslam. Xavier hits a nasty looking crossface neckbreaker and goes for a 450 Splash, but lands on Spankyís knees. Spanky hits Sliced Bread #2 for the win.
Winner by pinfall: Spanky
A-Train vs. Kevin Knight
Albert throws some chairs into the ring before the match and then totally destroys the rookie. Knight got in two punches. A-Train won with the jumping backbreaker.
Winner by pinfall: A-Train
Flashback to Smackdown
They show the six man tag main event from Thursday followed by Vince making the match of Stephanie and Zach vs. Big Show.
Chris Benoit and Rhyno vs. The Basham Brothers with Shaniqua
Rhyno and Benoit go to work on Doug Basham to start off the match. Danny Basham gets tagged in and punches Benoit a few times before getting dropped with some woo chops. In comes Rhyno and he continues to pound on Danny with some knees and a shoulder charge. Danny finally gets things going for his team with a clothesline and then the brothers take turns beating on Rhyno. Doug applies a knee to the back submission for a few minutes and then Danny uses a bear hug. Rhyno finally makes the hot tag and Benoit cleans house with clotheslines, a release German suplex, and a snap suplex of one brother onto the other. The Rabid Wolverine hits the flying headbutt, Rhyno hits the gore, and then Benoit wins it with the Crossface.
Winners by submission: Chris Benoit and Rhyno