?Reported by Ben Bauer of WrestleView.com

On Friday, May 13, 2005 at 12:11 PM EST

The following was posted on ProWrestlingGuerrilla.com:
In less than 24 hours (give or take), Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's next huge live event will be taking place in Hollywood, CA, and you, the responsible wrestling fan, should have already made plans to attend. However, if you have not made plans already, it could be that you're superstitious, and fearful of leaving the house on Friday the 13th.

However, think of all the calamity that could befall you if you stay at home, such as a brutal axe murdering, or the microwave popcorn bag exploding and scalding your face, causing you to step backwards, slipping on an unfortunately placed banana peal, causing you to hit your head on the marble slab counter top, killing you instantly, then leaving your body to decompose for days until your landlord finds your corpse on the kitchen floor, your final attire being that ugly green bathrobe, the Hanes with the torn waistband, and your Donald Duck slippers. Contrast that with what could happen if you attended "Jason Takes PWG" on Friday night: You could witness the single greatest night of wrestling ever in the history of ever. I don't know about you, but I'll be in Hollywood on Friday night, to see:

The most convoluted stipulation for a match ever:
Aerial Express vs. Ballard Bros. vs. Los Luchas vs. Hook Bomberry & Top Gun Talwar
To determine the number one contender for the PWG Tag Team Titles.

But not in a simple Elimination Match, that would be too easy. No, the match is Elimination, but in two falls! The winners of the first fall move on to the Number 1 Contenders match next month, and the losers of the first fall are eliminated. Then the same rules apply for the second fall, and the winners of the two falls will meet next month in the ULTIMATE Number 1 Contenders match. Sound confusing? It is! But someone within PWG thought it'd be a good idea!

Also scheduled for "Jason Takes PWG" is:

El Generico vs. Human Tornado

Submission Match:
Puma vs. Ricky Reyes

"Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen vs. Sexxxy Eddy

PWG Tag Team Championship Match:
Arrogance (Chris Bosh & Scott Lost) vs. SBS (Disco Machine & Excalibur)

PWG Championship vs. TNA X-Division Championship Match:
AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels

Plus, Super Dragon issues an open challenge to the impostor Super Dragon 2in order to settle things once and for all!

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla's "Jason Takes PWG!" takes place at the Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC
Friday, May 13, 2005 at 8:00PM.
The Hollywood-Los Feliz JCC is located at 1110 Bates Ave., Los Angeles, CA 90029.
Tickets are only $15, and will be available at the door.