Reported by Ryan Allen of WrestleView.com
On Friday, June 16, 2006 at 3:15 PM EST

Inter-Species Wrestling Press Release:

For Immediate Release:
The Farm Hand
Inter-Species Wrestling
http://www.beyondthebarn.org

It’s the final press release for the Processed Cheese (THIS Saturday, at 2pm) show, so savour this one for a while, as who knows when more Inter Species Wrestling wackiness will sneak up behind you? Here are the top stories for this week, as well as the COMPLETE cards for both the Processed Cheese and Freedom to Fight events!

Moohammad vs. Flip: The Rematch!
In what’s been building for months, Flip D. Berger and Moohammad the Terrorist Cow, will finally face off, one on once, at Inter Species Wrestling “Processed Cheese". This video shows the most recent altercation between the pair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vedHNjJLig

In the last promo, Flip mentioned McDonald’s importing beef from Moohammad’s home country of Cow-di Arabia, and at the same time, it appears that some of Moohammad’s family members have mysteriously died/disappeared. While no concrete link can be found between the two events (shockingly, Google came up empty), Moohammad certainly thinks that Flip and the company who pays his bills have something to do with the death’s in his family. As the video shows, Moohammad is enraged at this possibility, and finally accepted a match with Flip. Both competitors are going in with a grudge, Flip having lost and been embarrassed by Moohammad on numerous times, and Moohammad thinks Flip cooked up a couple quarter pounders with his family. This one will definitely be brutal, as both are salivating at the thought of destroying the other.

Moohammad/Flip History – The Videos:
Flip D. Berger Lays Down the Initial Challenge: http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW10.wmv
Moohammad Responds To Flip’s Challenge: http://www.beyondthebarn.org/iswpromos/ISW13.wmv
Flip/Stinky vs. Moo/Beast Clips: ttp://www.beyondthebarn.org/mooflipstinkbeast.WMV
Processed Cheese 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16c_CCx6V-4
PC 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geDB1wOx6As
PC 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vedHNjJLig

More BADD Hype!
Apparently, due to my improper dubbing of the “Badd Brothers", the Badd Boys (their actual tag name/life moniker) are continuing their onslaught of hype for their upcoming Inter Species debut. They went so far to send in a video hyping their impending ISW start, and we here at ISW assume that they must have shook down enough nerds, until they found one who has a solid knowledge of Adobe Premiere. Anyways, here is the video, and just a reminder: The Badd Boys are coming, and they’ll hurt you, because they’re Badd!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXrCNDYLeMA

Kid Kamikaze Invitational 2: Accepted, Twice!
Up until this weekend, the ISW press department was set to announce that someone has finally stepped up to Kid Kamikaze’s open challenge. We were set to announce that "Prodigy" Zack Storm, an up and coming and high flying wrestler, who has wrestled all over Quebec and Ontario, had accepted Kid Kamikaze’s challenge, in what was to surely make for a great match. However, this past weekend, Zack unfortunately broke his jaw, and will be unable to compete for some time. Below is the video of the incident, and Inter Species Wrestling wishes Zack and safe and speedy recovery from his injury.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmVubl9z6JA

As a result, Inter Species Wrestling went back and looked at the KKI2 acceptance log sheets, and it appears another man(?) accepted Kid Kamikaze’s challenge, a mere seconds after Zack did. This creature, born in the belly of the beast, is a rising star in the United States, and Chikara’s resident sea monster. Making his ISW debut, we are proud to announce, at “Processed Cheese", on June 17th, it will be Kid Kamikaze vs. Hydra!

Retracting a Retraction!
Despite what was said in an earlier press release, we have recently learned that the mysterious “King Sphinx" will be making his debut at ISW, and will be facing off against another debuting wrestler, MVP Michael Von Payton. Both competitors are looking for impressive debuts in the Inter Species Realm, and will be working hard to gain a win. Not much is known about King Sphinx, but he better bring his a-game, as MVP is a world-class athlete who is known for destroying under-prepared opponents.

Final Two Scramble Teams!
Joining the previously announced Team Wokka Wokka Wokka (Equinox and Shane Storm), and Up In Smoke (Cheech and Cloudy), will be two brand new teams:
The Metamorphically Inclined Rangers of Power – Yes, they’re properly similar to who you’re thinking of. However, we’d like to remind any lawyers out there that this tag team is completely unique and any similarities to any other persons (fictional or otherwise) are completely coincidental.
The Menendez Brother - They won't tell us their first names, or show us
their faces, but they talk about murder and ice cream a lot.

Processed Cheese Card!

“Processed Cheese" (Part of the June Spectaculartivity Double Header with the IWS!) – June 17th, 2005!
Palais Des Congres De Hull - 200 Promenade du Portage (3rd floor - Place du Centre). 2pm start time for the ISW show (8pm for IWS)
($10 Dollar Ticket – $15-20 for IWS)

1. The Inter Species Rumble (Last two men face off later in the night for the chance at the Inter Species Championship) – Featuring Twiggy, Beef Wellington, Izzie Deadyet, Lex Lerman, X, Giant Tiger, and many more.
2. Alcobrawl – Viking vs. the Zombies!
3. The Kid Kamikaze Invitational 2 – Kid Kamikaze vs. Chikara’s Hydra!
4. The Hairy vs. The Homeless – Stinky vs. Beast
5. Inter Species Scramble 2 (Sloppy Seconds!) – Equinox/Shane Storm vs. Cheech/Cloudy vs. The Menendez Brothers vs. The Metamorphically Inclined Rangers of Power
6. Twiggy/Beef Wellington vs. Fred La Merveille/Giant Tiger
7. Debut Duel: The Great Sphinx vs. MVP Michael Von Payton
8. Barnyard Brawl: Flip D. Berger vs. Moohammad
9. Winners of the battle royal, for the Inter Species Championship!

All this, plus much more including “Dynamite" Max Boyer, “Mr. Wrestling" Kevin Steen, The Badd Boys, the “Amazing" Darkstone!

Card subject IS going to change! (Battle Royal Winners, jerks!)

In addition, the International Wrestling Syndicate is running their annual “Freedom to Fight" show right after ISW’s Processed Cheese. The card for the second part of the double header is:
IWS Title Match: IWS Champion EXesS vs. Viking vs. Kevin Steen vs. the Green Phantom
IWS Tag Team Title Match: IWS Champions The Hardcore Ninjaz vs. the Soprano Family (Tomassino and “Paranoid Jake Matthews")
IWS Canadian Title Match: IWS Champion Kenny the Bastard vs. Dan Paysan vs. Player Uno
SLI-USA (Fred la Merveille and Jagger W. Bush and American Idol Shayne Hawke) vs. Cheech and Cloudy and Chris Bishop
Maxime Boyer vs. Joker
Kid Kamikaze vs. Lionel Knight
Team Masturbation (Beef Wellington and Excalibur) vs. 2.0 (Jagged and Shane Matthews)

Inter-Species Wrestling – “Processed Cheese: The Last Chance for Romance Dance! Well, not really, but it’s going to be a great show! We promise."


Upcoming Shows:
June 17, 2006: “Processed Cheese"
(Part of the June Spectaculartivity Double Header!)
Palais Des Congres De Hull - 200 Promenade du Portage (3rd floor - Place du Centre). 2pm start time for the ISW show (8pm for IWS)
($10 Dollar Ticket – $15-20 for IWS)

August 12-13, 2006: “Summer Warped Tour Series" (With the International Wrestling Syndicate) in Toronto (Barrie) and Montreal.
More information is coming.

For more on "Processed Cheese" go here!

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