Funking Conservatory !BANG! TV report, UPWA on 4/28 + BWO on 4/28
On Tuesday, May 1, 2007 at 6:22 PM EST Dory Funk Jr. sent this in:
Funking Conservatory !BANG! TV Results - First Ever in Wrestling, Woman Tar and Feathered
Johnny Magnum was bashed over the head with a chair by Father James Mitchell but still survived to retain his Funking Conservatory World Championship against the challenge of Kory Chavis.
The Claw regained the Women's Championship in a three way against the Pop Tarts, Lady Kimberly and Miss Vicki. After The Claw won a disputed decision, Miss Vicki, Lady Kimberly, Father James Mitchell, Blain Rage and Kory Chavis Tar and Feathered the Claw. This is the first time in the history of professional wrestling a woman has been Tar and Feathered.
After the match The Claw could have passed as Big Bird's little sister.
Covered in tar and feathers from head to toe, The Claw said winning the Women's Championship on !BANG! TV was worth it all and thanked her parents who are no longer with her, Jack and Judy Reiff for giving her the courage to follow her dreams of becoming a professional wrestler.
We have a photo of The Claw being Tar and Feathered at www.dory-funk.com with more to come.
In a Texas Death Match, Blain Rage jumped from a ten foot ladder, landing on Shane Chung who was lying on a table. Both men were knocked out and pinned on the floor. The referee informed us that this is a Texas Death Match and there must be a winner. The first man to enter the ring would be the winner of the match. Blaine Rage was the first to enter the ring and retain the !BANG! TV Championship.
In a match for the European Championship, Flyin' Ryan "Air Mitchell" with Little Miss Sandii Sunshine had things going their way against Elvis Sharp who hails from Memphis, Texas until Flyin' Ryan went to the top turnbuckle and attempted Flyin' Cross Body press but over balanced and Elvis came up on top to gain a three count. Air Mitchell bombarded Elvis with punches bringing Kory Chavis to the rescue. Elvis thanked Kory Chavis only to be on the receiving end of a devastating clothesline by Kory Chavis leaving Elvis to bring himself back to his feet to the applause of the Funking Conservatory Wrestling fans.
In the opening match, a handicap tag team match, 450 pound D.C. Bodyguard splashed Johnny Romano and Lance Alonte and covered both at the same time for the victory.
The next !BANG! TV Taping comes to the Funking Conservatory on Sunday May 27th at 7:00pm. Gail Kim, Scott D'Amore and Father James Mitchell will be there. Ticketw will be $10 in advance and $15 at the door. For ticket information, call 352-895-4658. You can also pickup advance purchase tickets from Devon Self Storage in Downtown Ocala, Florida.
For more information on tickets and training camp scheduling, visit www.dory-funk.com.
Donald Brower sent this in:
The fastest growing wrestling promotion in the southeast packed the National Guard Armory in Wilmington North Carolina to with a near standing room crowd of nearly 325 fans when UPWA rolled into town on April 28th. In a double Main Event, first "Playboy" Marcus Shields def. L.A. Tank to retain his UPWA Heavyweight Title. After the match, Donald Brower Enterprises celebrated the victory while Tank and Michael Devine looked on. In the other Main Event, Mean Marc Ash and Dave Dawson fought to a double DQ. Ash challenged Dawson to a UPWA Tag Team Title Match on behalf of his team, the North/South Connection for the next supershow. Dave Dawson quickly accepted. In other action, Scotty Saber def Eric Evans in a back and forth matchup. Michael Devine def Beast. In the opening contest, Bam the Destroyer def. Sabertooth in a brutal matchup. UPWA returns to the armory on June 9th with an action packed card. For more information visit www.theupwa.com.
Blackball'd Wrestling Organization sent this in:
Blackball'd Wrestling Organization returned to Phoenixville, PA 4/28//07 for "Gold Rush" with the following results:
Mr. Jester won the battle royal but Chris Brown took exception to his treatment lately at Mr. Jester's hands which led to:
Mr. Jester over Chris Brown
#1 Contender's Elimination Match for the Interstate Title Match on June 2nd:
Dr. Spider and Mat Bomboy went to a double pin over Draven Blaze and Rebecca Payne
2 out of 3 Falls Match:
Bolo Bawden over Judas Gray
Rockin Rebel/Sgt. Smith over The New Fabulous Freebirds
Angus the Caveman over Kid Kaos by DQ. Spider and Bomboy interfere which leads to a 4 way match June 2nd.
No DQ Match:
Cutter Jackson over Downtown Mike Brown. Mike Brown gets knocked out which brings Judas Gray in to help his partner but only serves to have him get beat down by both Krotch Stomp Kings. Tag match is made for June 2nd.
Team Mizzle over Team Wiggies. Ashley Albino becomes Massive Mike's property for 30 days.
BWO Heavyweight Title:
Patch over J. T. Moses
Tag Team Title Match:
Hard Candy (Bazooka Joe/Chris Wylde) over Gemini Trojans.
Next show June 2, 2007. www.blackballdwrestling.com or 610-933-8550 for ticket information.