Reported by Adam Martin of WrestleView.com
On Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 2:54 PM EST

Dory Funk Jr. sent this in:

Welcome to the "Fraternity of Professional Wrestling."

At the age of 14, my father set me down and talked to me about the "Fraternity of Professional Wrestling."

He said, "the wrestling has given our family a good living and it is up to you to protect this business. If you decide you want to make a living as a professional wrestler you will have to fight for this business."

Dad Said, "As you move on into the wrestling business and learn more about the wrestling business, you may think you and the members of the "Fraternity of Professional Wrestling," are unique or as per the language of our business, "Smart."

However there are many "Professional Fraternities" in life who believe that they are the "With-it or Smart," group. Attorneys, Doctors, Airline Employees, Construction Workers, Teachers, The Media, Electricians, Government Workers, Race Car Drivers, Baseball Players to name a few, all feel a closeness within their own Fraternity. In what ever vernacular that is indigenous to their business, they consider themselves, "Smart."

Now on www.dory-funk.com, The second production from the Funking Conservatory, a World Championship match featuring, Shane Chung (Champion) vs Blain Rage (Challenger).

Support the Troops 22, XXStravaganza comes to the Funking Conservatory in Ocala, Florida Monday December 31st. Doors open at 6:00pm, Showtime is 7:00pm.

Tickets are $15 purchased in advance and $20 at the door. For advance tickets to !BANG! TV, go by Devon Self Storage in Ocala, or Slimm Construction in Belleview or you may purchase tickets online at http://www.dory-funk.com.

You can also purchase tickets online at our website.

Also available on our website, Quadruple Disk Christmas Special DVD includes the Dory Funk Method of Professional plus 10 wrestling matches featuring world famous superstars.

Dory Funk Jr. - Coach of the Funking Conservatory - http://www.dory-funk.com.

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Tellin D. Truth sent this in:

BODYSLAM Wrestling Organization & Squared Circle Entertainment presents...
BODYSLAM Wrestling Organization Southern State:
Gold Rush '07
Friday November 30th, 2007
Hightstown American Legion Hall
895 Route 130 North
Hightstown, New Jersey 08520
7:30 PM Doors
8:00 PM Bell
$10 _all_ seats
All Proceeds to benefit The Toys for Tots foundation
Tickets can be reserved now by emailing BWOSouthernState@gmail.com
http://www.myspace.com/BWOSouthernState

* RECKLESS YOUTH OUT ! *

- Due to an injury, BWO Southern State regrets to inform you that
Reckless Youth will not be appearing next week at Gold Rush. Reckless
will return to Southern State in 2008 and plans on earning himself a
shot at whoever wins the Heavyweight title next Friday when he is able
to return.

* SENSATIONAL ONE (S-1) COMMENTS ABOUT THE ROCKIN' REBEL ! *

- The BWO Southern State officials received a statement from the cocky
and brash Sensational 1 about why he is calling out The Rockin' Rebel
at Gold Rush. Here is what he had to say:

" Hey Rebel, You and I have been on many shows together but this is
the first time we have been in the ring at the same time.. The reason
I am going to be challenging you on November the 30th in Hightstown,
NJ is because honestly, you annoy me.. It is no secrete that you wish
you could be the African Superman, You wish you were 100% Black Black
Beauty, You wish that you were 400 lbs of Twisted Ebony Steel and
Primetime Sex Appeal like me, The Sensational One (S-1).. The sad
truth is though, That you are just a 2nd rate Sensational One (S-1)
rip off.. That is why you try to one up me by saying you are 1000lbs
counting your ego.. The only thing that could possibly weight 1000lbs
on you is all the BS you spill out trying to convince the mongoloids
that cheer for you that you are even half as good as I am.. Yes it is
true that you wrestled for the WWF, For WcW and that you are a true
Original of the first ECW.. Yes it is true that you have held
championship gold all over the world.. Yes it is true that you have
wrestled for Jersey All Pro, Ring of Honor, CZW, PWU and even the
BWO.. You are a great pro wrestler, you are just no where as good as I
am.. If you have the balls to accept my challenge at the BWO Southern
State Show on Saturday November the 30th I will picture you as the dog
that you are and I will go Micheal Vick on your ass.. After I am done
beating you as bad as my personal friend, Terrell Owens, did to the
Philadelphia Eagles the last time the Dallas Cowboys were in town I
will go right to the winner of the BWO Southern State Title Tournament
and challenge them to put that title on the line against pro
wrestling's version of A-Rod... Watch out Rockin' Rebel, because the
Sensational One (S-1) is going to Million Man March right over you on
his quest for greatness in the BWO Southern State Promotion

It has been your pleasure,
The Sensational One (S-1) "

We are hoping to get a response from The Rockin' Rebel this weekend.

* FOURTH SPOT DECIDED IN THE PHOENIX TITLE MATCH ! *

- The BWO Southern State officials have decided the fourth man who
will take part in the Phoenix Championship four-way elimination match.
The winner of the Cruiser-weight Madness Four Way will take the final
spot. So it comes down to Corey Kastle, "Puerto Rican Prodigy" Chrono
Chris, "Pretty Boy" Eric Hiller, and Kekoa "The Flyin' Hawaiin" !

* BWO UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP TO BE DEFENDED ! *

- In conjunction with Glenn Ulrich and the rest of the BWO
Championship Committee, it has been signed and La Famiglia's own, and
BWO United States Champion Dr. Callahan will defend his title against
a man making his BWO Southern State debut, James Wallace. James
Wallace comes to us from Scotland, and is looking to make a big impact
in BWO Southern State. Wallace has competed for many of the big
promotions out in Europe, and is looking to start off on the right
foot in Southern State by becoming the BWO Southern State United
States Champion !

* FULL CARD !

[HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TO BE DECIDED! ONE NIGHT TOURNAMENT!]

*Reminder: First Round matches to be decided that evening!*

"Dirty" Don Montoya
"Latin Terror" Anhell Gonzales
Hightstown's Own "Modern Day Enforcer" Eric Cooper
Fourth spot To Be Determined

[PHOENIX CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED!]

"Canadian Shooter" Tommy Force w/ JADEN
versus
Vinny The Fixxer
versus
Draven Blaze
versus
Winner of Cruiser-weight Madness

[SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH!]

"Your Hero & Role Model" Steve Off
versus
"Lone Wolf" Evan Myers

[CRUISERWEIGHT MADNESS!]

"Puerto Rican Prodigy" Chrono Chris
versus
"Pretty Boy" Eric Hiller
versus
Corey Kastle
versus
Kekoa "The Flyin' Hawaiin"

[BWO UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!]

Dr. Callahan (c)
versus
James Wallace

[SPECIAL CHALLENGE MATCH!]

The Sensational One S-1)
versus
The Rockin' Rebel

ALSO ON THIS NIGHT...

- Richie Rotten & Chaos have promised that they will make their presence felt!

- "Dangerous" Danny Danger will continue his open challenge series!
Who will answer it on this night?

- "Da Remix of Pro Wrestling" Vince Steele will also be on hand! Last
time we saw an angry Vince Steele leave Mike Notar for dead! What are
his plans this time?

ALSO SET TO APPEAR...
Former BWO World Champion Section 8, "Radical" Robby Morrison and much more!!

*Card Subject to Change*

For more info/tickets/directions e-mail BWOSouthernState@gmail.com

http://www.myspace.com/BWOSouthernState

895 Route 130 North Hightstown, New...
Add to Contacts

http://njwrestling.proboards41.com

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CHIKARA sent this in:

CHIKARA: Free show on December 9 at Penn State's Alumni Hall!

In conjunction with PSU's Pro-Wrestling Club, we are pleased to announce a card that simply must be titled "Stephen Colbert > Bill O'Reilly" at the Alumni Hall of PSU's main campus. Here, we will do everything under the sun to deliver the main event we could not on November 18th, and just so you don't pass this up, we're making the show free to the public - college students, political pundits and wrestling fans all. So far, we've locked in five of the six matches that will make up the show:

~LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN!~
Claudio Castagnoli vs. Chris Hero

~TAG TEAM WARFARE!~
Los Ice Creams vs. The Osirian Portal

~FIRST TIME EVER!~
Mitch Ryder vs. Tim Donst

~TRIOS EXPLOSION!~
The Colony vs. The Order of the Neo Solar Temple

~EQUINOX UNMASKED!~
Vin Gerard vs. Shane Storm

This week, Smart Mark Video released our 3 November events - "Battle of Who Could Care Less," "The Sordid Perils of Everyday Existence," and even the much-discussed "Chapter 11!"

Since you're online, check out our totally revamped homepage with tons of new photos, original artwork, info and hoo-ha! Join the rest of the CHIKARMY and come see us live; keep up to date with all things CHIKARA by subscribing to our free, weekly podcast !

"Stephen Colbert > Bill O'Reilly"
Sunday afternoon, December 9th, 2007
Live @ Alumni Hall (Penn State University)!
129 HUB-Robeson Center on the Main Campus
in State College, PA!
Admission is Free!
Doors open at 5:40 pm. Bell time is 6:00 pm!

Our homebase: http://www.chikarapro.com
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