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WWF RAW Results (November 26, 2001)

WWF Raw Results
November 26, 2001
Live from: Oklahoma City
Commentators: Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler
Reported by: Paul Nemer of WrestleView.com


Vince walks into Ric Flair's office. Flair said that Vince talked down to him on Smackdown. He also mentions that he put Jericho in a handicap match. He says that him and Vince are suppose to be partners. Vince said that he will make it up to Ric Flair.


Raw officially starts.

No Chance music hits and Vince McMahon and Kurt Angle came out. Vince said that one week ago, we had out first inductee in the Vince McMahon kiss my ass club. He said it felt good. He likes people kissing his ass, it feels good. Tonight a second individual will join the Vince McMahon kiss my ass club. But before he does that, he wants to introduce Kurt Angle, the man who will soon be champion.

Kurt Angle said that all his life he's always been a winner. Ever since he was a kid, he was the toughest kid on the block. Then came the boy scouts, he was the toughest most decorated boy scout. Then came high school, when he was the the prom king, then he got full scholarships. Then came a little thing called the Olympics, in 1996 he won an Olympic Gold medal for the U.S. And that wasn't it. Then he joined the WWF and won all the titles. In less than two weeks, we will crowd an undisputed champion of the world, and he will face Austin and when he beats Stone Cold, the winner between Rock and Y2J will meet him. And Kurt will become the champion. Kurt asks Vince how was his thanksgiving. Vince said he has some footage to share with us that occurred on thanksgiving. They show highlights of last week's RAW when Austin attacked him and Kurt. Then they show Austin stunning Regal on Smackdown, and then the Alliance beats him up. Vince said that after what happened on Smackdown, he knows that Austin doesn't want a piece of Vince McMahon again. Vince then changes the subject and says that he will take down his pants and wants Austin to kiss his ass tonight.


Backstage

Dudleyz, Regal, Test and Christian were backstage and were very happy with the news. Regal said that Austin will try to take them out one by one, therefore they need to stick together. Ric Flair comes in and tells them that their performance was awesome on Smackdown. Flair said that if anyone interferes in anyone's match, they are automatically suspended. Test said that he can't be since he won the battle royal. Flair makes it clear that he can't be fired, but he can be suspended. Regal said that if they can't interfere in matches, then Austin shouldn't be allowed neither. Ric Flair said that Regal made a good point and he will make sure Austin doesn't interfere, but he said that he cannot control Austin backstage.

COMMERCIALS


Match #1
European Title
Jeff Hardy w/Lita vs Christian

Jeff starts delivering a couple of punches, then Christian takes him down and starts beating on him. Matt Hardy came out at ring side. (Jim Ross was saying that Jeff isn't at 100% because of the cage match against the Dudleyz at the PPV) Christian was choking Jeff with his boot. Jeff fights back and delivers a drop kick. Then Christian kicks him in the head and takes him down. Twist of Fate by Jeff, then Matt yells at him and tells him to cover Christian, but Jeff didn't listen and went on the top rope, then Christian went to the outside and pushed Matt on the turnbuckle and Jeff fell off the top rope and Christian went in and got the pin.

Winner: Still European champion, Christian


RVD was shown stretching and getting preparing for his match against Devon Dudley.

COMMERCIALS


Matt and Lita were seeing if Jeff was k. Matt tells asked him why was he so stupid in his match. Matt said he cares about the team. Jeff said that Matt thinks he's smarter than him, and Lita tried to break it up and Matt yelled at her and told her to shut up. Lita told him that he only cares about himself and she left.


Match #2
Hardcore Title
Rob Van Dam vs Devon

When RVD entered the ring, Devon hit him with a street sign. Devon didn't waste any time and went to the outside to get some weapons, then RVD does a baseball slide to the outside. Back in the ring, Devon catches RVD in a powerbomb. Devon puts a chair between the ropes and attempted to throw RVD, but RVD kicked him. RVD went on the second rope and Devon did a neck breaker on the chair (from the second rope), 1,2 but RVD kicked out. RVD fought back and went on the top rope, but Devon shoved the referee on the ropes to make RVD lose his balance. Devon went on the top and attempted to superplex him, but RVD threw him off and he landed on the chair. RVD did the five star frog splash and got the win.

Winner: Still Hardcore champion, Rob Van Dam


Regal, Test, Christian and Bubba were backstage and Regal said that he has to go to the loo, they didn't know what he meant, then he said the WC, then Christian said it's European, he means bathroom. So they all went with him because they need to stick together.

COMMERCIALS

Edge music video is shown. The music was by Creed "My Sacrifice".

Regal and his crew were shown pissing and then the Big Show entered and started pissing too. (TSN censored the rest) But what happened was Regal noticed Show's you know what and was in shock. Then Devon came in and Regal turned to look at him and pissed all over Show. Show started yelling "what the hell Regal?!" and the former Alliance members ran out of the bathroom.

Cole interviews Keibler and asks her about her match against Trish. Stacy said that when she's in her bra and panties, she always comes out on top.

COMMERCIALS


Match #3
Women's title
Bra and Panties match
Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler

Stacy took Trish down by the hair. Then they started exchanging a few hits. Stacy took down Trish by the hair again. Trish tried to take Stacy's skirt, but Stacy managed to escape. Stacy took off Trish's shirt. Trish got mad and she took off Stacy's shirt. Stacy kicked her in the stomach. Trish got up and was going for the bulldog, but Stacy sent in the turnbuckle. Stacy stepped on Trish hair and pulled her arms up, then Trish rolled her up and took off Stacy's skirt, then she kicked her and got the pin.

Winner: Still Women's champion, Trish Stratus

COMMERCIALS


The Rock comes out. "Finally, The Rock has come back to Oklahoma City!" In less than two weeks, history will be made. There will be one and only one world champion. The last time he checked, there were two champions. WWF champion, Steve Austin and World champion, people's champion, The Rock. The Rock has never claimed to be a genius, but if you have two champions, but you want one champion, wouldn't make sense to make those champions face each other. Wouldn't it make sense if you have Rock vs Austin? But obviously, Vince McMahon doesn't see that logic. He makes fun of Vince and said that Vince woke up one day and said champion vs champion? oh no, we'll add Jericho and Angle to the mix. He makes fun of Edge music video is shown. The music was by Creed "My Sacrifice".

Regal and his crew were shown pissing and then the Big Show entered and started pissing too. (TSN censored the rest) But what happened was Regal noticed Show's you know what and was in shock. Then Devon came in and Regal turned to look at him and pissed all over Show. Show started yelling "what the hell Regal?!" and the former alliance members ran out of the bathroom.

Cole interviews Keibler and asks her about her match against Trish. Stacy said that when she's in her bra and panties, she always comes out on top.

COMMERCIALS


Match #3
Women's title
Bra and Panties match
Trish Stratus vs Stacy Keibler

Stacy took Trish down by the hair. Then they started exchanging a few hits. Stacy took down Trish by the hair again. Trish tried to take Stacy's skirt, but Stacy managed to escape. Stacy took off Trish's shirt. Trish got mad and she took off Stacy's shirt. Stacy kicked her in the stomach. Trish got up and was going for the bulldog, but Stacy sent in the turnbuckle. Stacy stepped on Trish hair and pulled her arms up, then Trish rolled her up and took off Stacy's skirt, then she kicked her and got the pin.

Winner: Still Women's champion, Trish Stratus.


The Rock does an interview. (I wrote it all, but something happened and I lost the transcript, so I will continue from where I lost the text.) Rock basically makes fun of Vince McMahon's ideas. He said it should be champion vs champion, instead of adding Kurt and Jericho to the mix.

Chris Jericho interrupts the interview. Jericho said that it's funny that Rock mentioned "The millions (the fans)". Jericho said that last week, when he beat Rock in his own move, he realized what his problem was. He said he actually cared about what the people thought of him. When he used to arrive to the arena, he used to wonder how he will entertain the fans, but that didn't get him anywhere. He doesn't care about the millions, he now cares about "The One". He said that he has become a big star. Larger than life! Jericho said that he will beat Rock at Vengeance and become the World champion. Rock said that he will whip Jericho's ass at the PPV and tonight.

COMMERCIALS


Match #4
Intercontinental Title
Edge vs Test

Test kicks Edge in the mid-section. Test sends Edge into the turnbuckle, but Edge elbows him. Test fought back. Test puts him in the corner and delivers a few hits, then chokes him with his boot. Edge fights back and takes down Test face first. Spinning kick by Edge. Edge was going for the DDT, but Test escaped and did the full Nelson slam and covered Edge, but he put his feet on the ropes, 1,2 but the referee saw his feet. Test was going for the powerbomb, but Edge does the hurricanrana. Edge was going for the spear, but Test put the referee in the way. Test delivered the boot to the face and the referee rang the bell for a DQ. Test got a chair and was about to hit Edge, but Albert came out with Scotty 2 Hotty and they beat him up, then Edge speared Test.

Winner: by DQ, still Intercontinental champion, Edge


Kurt and Vince were talking backstage. He asked him which cheek should he have Austin kiss? Vince said he doesn't know if it's the right or left. Kurt said the most pathetic thing is an ass kisser. Regal comes in and complains about his match with Big Show. Vince McMahon whispered something in his ear and Regal was happy.

COMMERCIALS


Match #5
William Regal vs Big Show

Regal attacks Show while he's entering the ring. Show picked him up and tossed him in the ring. Show have him a headbutt. Show puts him in the corner and beats on him. Booker T came out from the crowd and went on the apron, but Show brought him in the ring and beat on him. This allowed Regal to grab a pair of brass knuckles and knock out Big Show. Referee turned around and Regal covered for the 1,2,3.

Winner: William Regal

COMMERCIALS


Undertaker walked into Vince's locker room. Vince told him about Smackdown. He said if Undertaker didn't let go of Kurt Angle, he was about to hit him with the chair. Vince started talking about how much he respects Undertaker..and talks about the past 11 years. Vince said that Undertaker might not agree, but him and Vince are a lot alike.

Jim Ross talks to Lance Storm at WWF New York. Storm said he's too big of a talent to be ignored and some day he will get his spot. Then the camera backs up and some lady gives Storm a mop (they were backstage at WWF New York). Lance Storm is a janitor at WWF New York. (Of course it's a storyline lol).

COMMERCIALS


Match #6
The Rock & Kane vs Kurt Angle & Chris Jericho

As soon as the match was about to start, Ric Flair's music hits and he came out. Flair said he's changing this handicap match to a tag match. Rock's partner is Kane.

Kurt and Jericho beat on Rock, then Kane comes and takes down Jericho on the outside. Angle does a suplex on Rock. They double team Rock. Clothesline by Jericho on Rock. Jericho delivers a couple of chops to the chest of Rock. Jericho takes down Rock, 1,2 but Rock kicked out. Angle gets the tag and continues the punishment. Belly to belly over head suplex by Angle. Rock fights back, Samoan drop. Rock tags Kane and Kane destroys Kurt Angle. Jericho comes in and hits Kane from behind. Kane grabbed Angle by the neck, then Jericho does a mistle drop kick from the top rope. Jericho beats on Kane and tags Kurt Angle. They double team Kane and Jericho gets the tag back. Jericho does a number on Kane and tags Kurt. Powerslam by Kane. Rock and Jericho get the tag. Rock beat son Jericho in the corner, then he goes after Kurt and throws him in the ring, and then throws him to the outside. Spine buster by Rock on Jericho followed by the sharpshooter. But Kurt hit him from behind. Kane and Angle began fighting on the outside. In the ring, Rock does the DDT on Jericho and gets the win. After the match, Jericho gets up and Rock does the Rock bottom. Rock goes and gets a steel chair and was about to hit Jericho, but Jericho escaped in time.

Winners: The Rock & Kane

Vince is talking to Regal and his crew backstage. Vince said that Austin will kiss his ass and Flair can't do anything about it. Regal returned the chap stick to Vince and told him Austin will be needing that tonight. Vince asked them if they had his back and they told him yes.

COMMERCIALS


Vince McMahon/Steve Austin Segment

Vince says that in just a moment, he will drop his pants, take his jacket off, and pull down his underwear and Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to kiss his ass. Vince insults the fans by calling them ass kissers. Vince introduced the second man that will join his kiss ass club, Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin comes out with a beer. Vince says that Austin will not be kissing a fat, hairy, Oklahoma ass, he will be kissing a nice one. Vince takes off his jacket and tells Austin to get on his knees. Austin says WHAT?! Vince warns him not to touch him. Vince tells him to kiss his ass. Austin said he wants to think about it and Austin drinks his beer. Vince asks him if he's going to kiss his ass or not? Austin said that he doesn't want Austin vs McMahon II and it's time to bury the hatchet. Vince tells him to pucker up, and he pulls down his pants. Austin tells him that he's the ugliest stripper he's seen in his life. Austin says "You find that sexy?" Vince gives him some chap stick and tells him his breath smells like beer. Vince gives Austin a bottle of mouth wash and tells him to gargle. Austin tells him that he's getting on his nerves, but he has to do this the right way. Austin gargles. Vince pulls down his underwear and tells him to go on his knees. Austin says before he kisses his ass, he wants Vince to shake his ass like he did last week. Vince tells him to kiss his ass. Austin stares at his ass and asks him if he has used any toilet paper. Austin low blowed him and started whipping Vince with the belt on his ass. Former Alliance members came out and started beating on Austin and the fight broke into the crowd. Jim Ross and Lawler were laughing. Kurt Angle came out to help Vince get up. Vince asks Ross if he finds that funny. Then they go outside and throw Jim Ross in the ring. Angle held Jim Ross. Vince said that Jim Ross will have to kiss his ass. Vince pulls down his pants, then Undertaker comes out.

Undertaker grabs the microphone and gives Jim Ross his hat. Undertaker says you want Jim Ross to kiss your ass? Taker says that in his 11 years, he's seen a lot of people come and go, Hogan, Bret, Shawn etc.. He said they all kissed Vince's ass in a way, but he says the person that kissed Vince's ass the most, is him. Undertaker asks Jim Ross if he was going to kiss his ass, and Jim Ross says Hell No. Do you want to kiss his ass? Hell No! Undertaker asks Jim Ross if he thinks he's better than him and he knocks down Jim Ross. Undertaker makes Vince wear Jim Ross' hat ands makes Jim Ross kiss Vince's ass.

There you have it, Undertaker turns heel.


Thanks for reading,
Paul Nemer

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