On Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 11:22 PM EST TNA “iMPACT!” RESULTS
Thursday, September 27, 2007 – Orlando, FL
By Marcus Cygy of WrestleView.com
James Mitchell along with his son Judas Mesias opened the last 1-hour edition of “iMPACT!” on Spike TV by warning Sting of a confrontation tonight. Sting was playing hard to find all night after this warning.
The opening contest saw Team 3D defeated Sonjay Dutt and Shark Boy in a match that was filled with a lot of entertainment. At one point during the match, Devon had his rear end bitten by Shark Boy, and there was Brother Ray on the ring apron laughing his head off. Sure enough, Ray would get the same sharp feeling on his rear end, which quickly cut that laughter. Later on, Sonjay Dutt and Brother Ray kept shaking hands and upon smiling at each other. After all the fun and games though, 3D did what they were set out to do and that was win this match.
Backstage with Jeremy Borash was VKM’s BG James and Kip James. BG went on to shoot on the fans and say that they didn’t know what The Voodoo Kin Mafia was capable of. Kip James then brought up how he was happy to see BG pissed because he’s pissed off too. The fans can kiss their asses, is what Kip said to end that segment.
Our next match on iMPACT! saw the team of Lance Hoyt and Jimmy accompanied by Christy Hemme go against The Motor City Machine Guns. Shelley and Rave started out against each other with quick back and forth action. The fans were cheering on Shelley and Sabin big time once they started their double team tactics. Mike Tenay went on to say that this was Jimmy Rave’s second stint in TNA, and yes that’s true, Rave wrestled for TNA back in 2003 mainly for their syndicated program, Xplosion. Back in the ring though, Hemme’s team began to pick up the advantage once Hoyt used his size and power against Shelley. Furthermore, Hoyt along with Rave would tryout their own double team tactics but it didn’t seem to work too well when Shelley dodged a clothesline in the corner as Sabin was tagged in upon capping off a head scissors on Rave for a near fall. However, The Motor City Machine Guns would try their cohesiveness work one more time on Hoyt and it would make good for a win.
After the match, Team 3D came in to beat down Shelley and Sabin as they look to destroy every team in their quest to regain the TNA World Tag Team Titles. They smashed Shelley on top of Sabin through a table, and then took care of Shark Boy who came into the ring.
Mike Tenay and Don West then plugged that starting next week and every week thereafter, iMPACT! will be 2-hours on Spike TV at the same day and same time. Don West also broke news that Leticia Cline, backstage interviewer at TNA, will be in the latest edition of Playboy and she’s on the magazine cover.
The TNA Knockouts were in action next as we move towards Bound For Glory in Atlanta, Georgia where the first TNA Women’s World Champion will be crowned in a Gauntlet Match. It was Christy Hemme vs. Gail Kim vs. Jackie Moore vs. Ms. Brooks vs. Roxxy Laveaux of The Voodoo Kin Mafia!
This match was filled with a lot of great action all over the place and let me tell you, these girls know how to wrestle! At one point, Roxxy tossed Ms. Brooks to the outside and her back hit the ring apron really awkwardly. She was okay though and the match continued with Gail and Jackie going at it. All the Knockouts got to show off their moves during this match. Suddenly at the end though, Kip James appeared in the ring and ultimately helped Roxxy gain the victory over Gail Kim.
Next we had Sting finally emerge and ambush Judas Mesias and James Mitchell during an interview backstage with JB. Sting and Mesias began brawling all over the backstage area as the fight would continue to the ring. After using the fire extinguisher on Mesias and synching in the Scorpion Death Lock, the TNA & IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Kurt Angle would come in and interfere with the action and go forth with a beat down on Sting as well. Rhino came to Sting’s aid though and took the hits so to speak for Sting. Karen Angle appeared at the top of the entrance way cheering on her husband when all of a sudden “The Monster” Abyss appeared to gain revenge over Judas Mesias. His arms were taped up from the vicious attack he suffered from Mesias two weeks prior.
That was the conclusion of iMPACT! as we look towards the 2-hour premier next Thursday night!
Quick Match Results:
• Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon) defeated Sonjay Dutt & Shark Boy.
• The Motor City Machine Guns (Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley) defeated Lance Hoyt & Jimmy Rave.
• Five-Way Match: Roxxy Laveaux defeated Gail Kim, Christy Hemme, Ms. Brooks, and Jackie Moore.