We are on the internet again and your announcers are Michael ‘I am on the internet but I dislike the internet’ Cole and Josh ‘Get me to Gemenon’ Mathews. Your host is Matt ‘The Good One’ Striker.
Matt is in the ring and he brings the five remaining rookies to the ring as they go past the pros. The rookies have air horns so it is probably trivia time. There is an elimination in three weeks. Matt reminds us that Kaitlyn had immunity but now we are all back to zero.
And it is WWE Name That Tune. We will hear a five second snippet of a superstar’s entrance music.
WWE Name That Tune Competition
-The first song plays and AJ gets it right by guessing Sheamus.
-The second one plays and AJ gets it right by guessing Teddy Long.
-The third one plays and Naomi gets it right when she guesses Santino.
-AJ gets the next one right by guessing Edge.
-AJ gets a fourth one when she correctly guesses John Cena.
-AJ gets the next one as well when she guesses Kofi Kingston.
-AJ guesses the next one and gets it right with the Miz while Michael Cole suggests that AJ get a life
-AJ continues to dominate by guessing Melina.
The first round is over and round two will be three seconds.
-AJ continues to dominate by guessing Degeneration X.
-The streak continues with AJ guessing Randy Orton.
-Guess who gets the next one because she guesses Zack Ryder correctly.
-AJ even gets the legends one with Dusty Rhodes.
-Another correct answer for AJ with Trish Stratus.
-Everyone draws a blank when the Legion of Doom’s music plays.
-AJ gets the last one with Vince McMahon.
Naomi will be facing Alicia Fox next as a reward for breaking the clean sweep by AJ.
Match #1: Naomi with Kelly Kelly vs. Alicia Fox with Maxine
They lock up and Alicia sends Naomi into the corner and Naomi pushes Alicia. Alicia works on the arm but Naomi with a rollup for a near fall. Alicia with an Irish whip but Naomi floats over and leap frogs Alicia and follows it with a few drop kicks and forearm. Naomi with an Iceman King Parsons’ butt bump and Alicia goes to the floor. Naomi goes to the floor and brings Alicia back in. Alicia wants Naomi to stop for a second and the referee obliges. Alicia with a kick and then she connects with a forearm. Alicia sends Naomi into the turnbuckles and then connects with a snap mare. Alicia with a reverse chin lock and pulls Naomi to the mat by her hair and gets a near fall. Alicia with a chin lock on Naomi but Naomi with forearms followed by an enzuigiri and she gets a near fall on Alicia. Naomi takes time to deal with the crowd and then she hits a running kick into the corner but Naomi misses a cross body. Alicia with two axe kicks for the three count.
Winner: Alicia Fox
We go to the back where Goldust is with Aksana. He praises her on her performance but Aksana remind Goldust about papers and attorney tell her she go home for six months to fix things. Aksana says that it kill her hopes and dreams. Goldust says that he will do anything for her and he tells Aksana to focus for her match and the other competition. Goldust says that he believes in her and he tells her to trust him. Goldust tells her some strategy.
We are back and it is time to talk about the second competition and it is going to be a physical challenge with the power of the punch. First, we are going to hear from the rookies. They have a minute to talk.
-Naomi says that she needs to vent. There is someone who has been working on her last nerve. That person is Michael Cole. She is so sick of his negativity and bad attitude. She says that Cole is no Jim Ross. Naomi wonders why Cole is here if he is embarrassed. Naomi tells Cole to do something about his gray hair.
-AJ is next and she is going to give a personal ad. AJ mentions that she is single and she talks about her dream date. They go back to her place, turn the lights down low, and light some candles. Then they turn something on . . . her X Box. She has ordered a pizza and they can watch a movie.
-Kaitlyn is next and she is going to talk about age before beauty. Kaitlyn turns to Vickie. She says that Vickie has so much experience and she says that Vickie is like a fine wine that she gets better with age. Kaitlyn says that she got together with Dolph and got her a gift. She was told that her favorite perfume is Ben Gay. She calls Vickie a minty, cheesy, fine wine.
-Aksana is next and she talk about America. Aksana says she hope someone from immigration watching. She think America is most beautiful country. Without America there be no WWE Universe. Without WWE there be no Goldust or Aksana. Without WWE there wouldn’t be such beautiful people in the crowd. She thank Christopher Columbus for discovering America.
-Maxine is going to talk about disrespect. She was disrespected by Hornswoggle who pushed a pie in her face. She did get one on top of her, but Maxine reminds us that she always ends up on top. Maxine turns to Kaitlyn and she says that she is lucky to have Vickie as her pro. Instead, Kailtyn disrespected her relationship with Dolph. She calls Kaitlyn a home wrecker and says that isn’t how ladies do business.
We go to the Raw Rebound.
They talk about Team Raw and that give Michael Cole his chance to enjoy something on the show because he gets to talk about Miz.
Josh talks about how NXT is on demand starting at midnight and then we see highlights from the Vickie Guerrero/Kaitlyn match last week.
Kaitlyn is in the back and Vickie stops by. Vickie says that she was hoping it would happen, but unfortunately Kailtyn did not get eliminated. She says that they can work together for the next three weeks and let bygones be bygones. Vickie tells Kaitlyn to stay away from Dolph for the next three weeks or elimination won’t be the worst thing for Kaitlyn.
It is now time to take a look at Knucklehead.
We move to the stage and it is time for the second challenge with the Power of the Punch Challenge.
Power Of The Punch Challenge
-Naomi goes first and her total is 814, but since she hit the bag with two hands, she has to do it again but with one hand. Naomi’s score is 801.
-AJ is next and her total is 362 and Michael Cole gloats about being able to punch harder than a woman.
-Kaitlyn is next and her score is she whiffs with a 5. Cole mentions that he is playing a game on his phone. Matt asks Kaitlyn for her strategy and she says that she was trying to numb her arm to avoid any pain.
-Aksana is next and her total is 666.
-Maxine is last and her score is 605. That means that Naomi is the winner.
Matt asks Cole about Naomi’s performance. Cole mentions that Naomi got cheap heat by mentioning him and then won this contest.
Match #2: Aksana with Goldust vs. AJ with Primo
Goldust gives Aksana some advice and they lock up. AJ with an arm drag and drop kick followed by a crucifix for a near fall. Aksana goes to the floor and Goldust reminds Aksana of plan. Goldust hugs Aksana and then he tries to motivate her. Aksana returns to the ring and AJ works on the arm and wrist. Aksana with a slap and Goldust tells her to continue the attack. AJ gets out of a slam attempt and AJ with a reverse chin lock. Aksana with an elbow and she slides into a forearm. AJ with an inside cradle for the three count.
After the match, Goldust tells Aksana to stand up. He knows that the immigration stuff is driving her crazy but Goldust says that there are options. Aksana says there no options. Goldust says that they could get married and Aksana would be able to stay in the country. Goldust reminds Aksana that he told her he would do anything to help her. Goldust gets down on one knee and proposes to her. Aksana says yes and Michael Cole celebrates as if he is going to be the matron of honor.
Wow where do I start.
So Goldust and Aksana are getting married? I am afraid to know how the ceremony is going to go.
I really hope I don’t have to recap a wedding reception next week. All I can see is this leading to a match on RAW : Ted Dibiase Jr. and Maryse vs Goldust and Aksana … maybe the Million dollar belt will be on the line who knows.
Now for tonight’s show. It was an ok show I mean the first competition I found pointless and I see no reason why they would make AJ dominate like that. The second competition was ok other then the fact that Michael Cole was all happy cause his punch was stronger then a woman’s. Poor Michael ..what are they doing with this guy? Like really? As the Miz would say REALLY? REALLY? I would be happy if it turns out he is the Mystery GM on RAW.
The 2 matches were entertaining back and forth but sometimes I can see how Mike Tedesco and his girlfriend would go crazy watching this show, but I find it’s been improving.
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