Stephen Woods sent this in:

Thought I’d send you this story about rumors that Vince McMahon could be taking over a english premier league soccer club, Newcastle United. It’s not April Fools Day yet but this story could definitely be a story for April Fools!

Full article:
Wrestling, steroids, politics, XFL and fake deaths: the crazy world of prospective Newcastle owner Vince McMahon

Update: We are now being told the article was a spoof as Newcastle officials denied any truth to it.