WWE Main Event
April 10, 2013
Commentators: Michael Cole & John “Bradshaw” Layfield
Report by: Clinton Bowman of Wrestleview.com
Oh yeah, welcome to WWE Main Event! Fandango is batshit over, Dolph Ziggler is World Champion and THE CHAMP…IS…HERE! John Cena is your new WWE Champion!
Tag Team Exhibition
Tons Of Funk & Kofi Kingston v. The SHIELD (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns)
Kofi and Ambrose begin the match. Both men exchange control in and out of the ring, until Kofi threw Ambrose into the ring. Ambrose kicks Kofi in the gut and tags in Seth Rollins. Rollins loses control quickly, as Kofi manages to tag Brodus Clay. Brodus hits a large headbutt to Rollins followed by an exploder suplex. Tensai gets tagged in, and Rollins gets dropped on his head with a sidewalk slam combination. Tensai pins Rollins, and only gets two. Rollins gets tossed into the corner, and Tensai hits a huge cannonball senton in the corner. Tensai goes for the corner press, and the Shield regroups outside. With Ambrose providing the distraction, Rollins manages to get advantage of Tensai in the corner. Reigns gets tagged in, however, Tensai manages to get out of the assault, only to get Samoan Dropped in the middle of the ring.
Rollins covered Tensai after a dropkick, only getting a two count. The fans are rallying Tensai, but the Shield gets the advantage. Reigns gets tagged in and maintains head control. Ambrose gets tagged in and dropkicks Tensai, another quick tag allows Rollins to drop Tensai. Rollins goes for elbows in the corner, however, Rollins gets caught the third time and dropped with a Swing Bottom! Kofi comes in off the tag, as does Ambrose, and Kofi lowers the BOOM! Reigns tries the distraction but Kofi picks up on it and knocks him down. Kofi hits the Christian Triangle Kick, following up with a Crossbody pin. Ambrose kicks out. Kofi attempts an SOS, but Ambrose hits a high clothesline to Kofi’s nose! Rollins gets tagged in, and hits the flying knee and this match is over.
Winners: The Shield
Final Move: Flying Antelope (Flying Knee to the Temple)
Post-Match: The Shield dismantles Tons of Funk.
Raw Rebound: Dolph Ziggler’s Money in The Bank Cash-In
Matt Striker is backstage with the Zig-tourage…or at least Ryblack. Big E Langston speaks on his Wrestlemania moment in the most hilariously sarcastic way. Big E’s in a match after the break!
Big E Langston v. “Long Island Iced Z” Zack Ryder
Big E Langston takes full advantage of Zack Ryder, throwing him around like a ragdoll. Nothing notable, except for the Big Ending.
Winner: Big E Langston
Final Move: Big Ending
Wrestlemania Rebound: Brock Lesnar v. Triple H, and Triple H getting his arm checked out.
Triple will be on Smackdown Friday Night.
Up Next: FEED ME CENA! The Endgame of Monday Night Raw from April 8th
Raw Rebound: Mark Henry v. John Cena…and then Ryback nom-noms
Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter come out and Zeb cuts a promo downplaying Hockey, and why “Real Americans” would play Hockey. Oh…don’t forget the butchered history lesson.
Jack Swagger w/Zeb Colter v. Yoshi Tatsu
Zeb Colter is flabbergasted at the fact that Yoshi Tatsu is Jack Swagger’s opponent. The racism continues. Oh, racism…you’re so funny.
Jack Swagger catches Yoshi Tatsu in mid bow with a kick to the face. Jack Swagger assaults him in the corner. Yoshi fights back until Swagger catches him with a press slam. Swagger continues dominating Tatsu in the corner, until the referee separates them.
Swagger has a reverse lock on Tatsu, as Tatsu fights out. Swagger hits a big boot, knocking Tatsu down. Jack Swagger drops Yoshi with a suplex, and pins Tatsu for one. Swagger stays on him with a front face lock. Swagger rests himself with a hold, following with a barrage of strikes. Swagger goes for a leg drop, but Yoshi dodges. Yoshi starts coming back with a flurry of strikes, however, Swagger dodges the diving spin kick, and hits two Swagger Bombs. Jack Swagger locks in the Patriot Lock, and Yoshi taps like Savion Glover.
Winner: Jack Swagger
Final Move: Patriot Lock
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