12/2 CHIKARA iPPV Results: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

CHIKARA “Under the Hood” Internet PPV
December 2, 2012
Philadelphia, PA (Trocadero Theatre)

1. 3.0. (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) defeated F.I.S.T. (Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano) with the Sweet taste of Professionalism to earn a Camponetos de Parejas title shot.

2. Icarus w/Sugar Dunkerton defeated Dasher Hatfield after inadvertent interference by Dunkerton.

3. Jigsaw, The Shard, deviANT & Soldier Ant defeated Mike Quackenbush, Fire Ant, Green Ant & assailANT when deviANT pinned assailANT after assailANT sacrificed himself when Jigsaw was going to superkick Quackenbush and assailANT took the blow.

– After the match, Quackenbush finally accepted assailANT as part of CHIKARA, as did the Colony, who left with assailANT and not Soldier Ant, who was still at ringside afterwards.

4. Young Lions Cup: Mr. Touchdown (c) w/Veronica defeated ACH to retain the cup after using Veronica’s baton as leverage on a pin attempt.

– After the match, the CHIKARA Homecoming King & Queen were announced, with Veronica as Queen, but Touchdown WAS NOT King, as it went to………..The Mysterious & Handsome Stranger!

Stranger got rid of Touchdown, then slow dance music played as he & Veronica had their “1st dance”. Veronica went to remove Stranger’s mask to kiss him, but he stopped her and told her to close her eyes. Stranger then went under the ring and grabbed a bucket of PIG SLOP, and when Veronica was told to open her eyes, she got SLOPPED!

Finally, Stranger removed his mask to reveal, ARCHIBALD PECK, who lost a Loser Leaves Town match back at C-Rex thanks to Touchdown. Peck was escorted out of the building by security.

5. The Devastation Corporation defeated Los Ice Creams to get their 3rd point and earn a Camponetos de Parejas title shot.

6. 10-Man Tag Team Grudge Match: The Spectral Envoy (Ultramantis Black. Hallowicked, Frightmare, Crossbones & Blind Rage) defeated Delirious, Ophidian & The Batiri (Obariyion, Kobald & Kodama) when Mantis pinned Delirious with the Cosmic Doom.

– During the match, a bunch of people in Amasis masks sat in the front row to distract Ophidian. Then, one of them revealed to ACTUALLY be Amasis, sending Ophidian into a nervous breakdown.

7. Camponetos de Parejas: The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) (c’s) defeated The 1-2-3 Kid & Marty Jannetty 2 falls to 1 to retain the titles.

– Bucks won the 1st fall, pinning Kid with the Cutler spike Tombstone.

– Kid & Jannetty won the 2nd fall as Kid pinned Nick with the X-Factor.

– Bucks then won the 3rd & deciding fall with More Bang for Your Buck on Kid.

– Kid & Jannetty got a standing ovation after the match.

8. CHIKARA Grand Championship: Eddie Kingston (c) defeated Tim Donst w/Jakob Hammermeier to retain the title with 2 Backfists to the Future.