SHIMMER 59 Results: Berwyn, Illinois
1. Thunderkitty def. Miss Natural by submission with a Sleeper.
2. "The Ultraviolent Punk Princess" Christina Von Eerie def. Melanie Cruise, Su Yung & "Sweet" Saraya Knight after Cruise hit Yung with a Tombstone and Von Eerie got the pinfall.
* Von Eerie & Saraya brawled to the back while referees helped Su to the back.
3. "The Dynamite Queen" Nikki Storm def. Veda Scott with the Eye of the Storm.
4. Sassy Stephie & "The Gem-City Queen" Nevaeh w/Madamioselle Rachelle def. Santana & Savannah Summers when they pinned Savannah with a double Alabama Slam.
5. Portia Perez def. "Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif after Nicole Matthews interfered, allowing Perez to send MsChif into an exposed turnbuckle for the pin.
* Portia came out with Thunderkitty's coat that she stole after their #58 match. Afterwards, Portia grabbed MsChif's chain vest and left with it.
6. "The World Famous" Kana def. Kimber Lee by submission with an armbar.
7. "The Havok Death Machine" Jessicka Havok def. Leva Bates (dressed as Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid) with the sit-out tree slam.
8. "The Punisher" Madison Eagles def. "The Blasian Barbie" Mia Yim with Hellbound after hitting Yim with a loaded boot that had a fork inside her kickpad.
9. SHIMMER Tag Team Titles: 3G ("The Rate Tank" Kellie Skater & Tomoka Nakagawa) (c's) def. Made In Sin ("The AK47" Allysin Kay & Taylor Made) with a double kick combo on Kay to retain the titles.
10. "The Lariat" Nicole Matthews def. Hikaru Shida after hitting Shida with her own kendo stick when the referee was knocked down.
11. "Super Hardcore Anime" LuFisto def. "The Latina Sensation" Mercedes Martinez with the Burning Hammer.
12. SHIMMER Title: Cheerleader Melissa (c) def. "The Lady Destroyer" Hiroyo Matsumoto to retain the title with the Air Raid Crash.
* Afterwards, Melissa attacks Hiroyo until LuFisto runs in to make the save. LuFisto & Melissa brawl, with mutliple referees and security unable to break them apart. It is announced that Melissa will defend the SHIMMER Title against LuFisto on Volume 60. The two continue brawling to close the show. '